All Millennials Suffered From These Unimaginable Pains
28 Things That Caused Unimaginable Pain To Every Millennial That Gen Z Will Never Have To Deal With
You probably have if you grew up in the last 30 years.
You were hit in the head by one of these at full speed.
Shocked your finger by chewing some shock gum.
You still have a barbie comb mark on your heel.
You flattened your fingertips while hauling a 50-pound television set.
I’m quite sure I stepped on one of these.
While skipping with a Skip-it, you whacked the hell out of your ankle.
You’ve burned your legs to a crisp on a slide like this on a hot summer day.
An uncontrollable scooter damaged your ankles.
With a slap bracelet, you slapped someone or yourself a little too hard.
Suffered a near-concussion after being struck in the head by an old, jammed soccer ball.
I can still smell one of these terrible gases.
Attempting to buckle your scorching metal seatbelt resulted in a burn.
Use one of these to run your fingertips along.
Have your fingers become entangled in a wooden snake?
The pain of walking on a LEGO is still fresh in my mind.
You can still hear the clickity-clack of the jump rope moments before it slapped you in the face.
Have you ever had one of these Perfection pieces stuck in your foot.
You have finger burns from a toy oven.
If you get your hair trapped going down one of these slides, here’s what you should do.
I was smacked in the eye by a Sock ‘Em Bopper’s seams.
You got your first neck pain from playing video game demos for too long in the store.
Trying to keep this underwater, you gave yourself a “Mike Tyson uppercut”.
These completely obliterated your shins.
Your thumb is still bruised from attempting to make these work.
You’ll still have to look down to avoid stepping on one of these toe destroyers.
You can still feel the Joker-style cuts on the sides of your mouth from a Freeze Pop.
You’re still covered with welts from these.
Were you seriously hurt when one of these was turned upside down at your grandmother’s house.
